Matilda (1996)

Dir. Danny DeVito

"Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse."

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

futurefantastic:

wow the new smash bros character looks great!

futurefantastic:

wow the new smash bros character looks great!

homuratrash:

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

phurlz:

This is my favorite scene of Bob’s Burgers ever.

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

grimelords:

newspaper comics are a whole other world where anything goes and jokes are optional

ask-omnipony:

I had this picture on my ipod 5 years ago when i tried to convince my conservative protestant dad that furries were not from the pit of hell

ask-omnipony:

I had this picture on my ipod 5 years ago when i tried to convince my conservative protestant dad that furries were not from the pit of hell

piragon:

rtrixie:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

aperture-of-consciousness:

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

that painting called ‘the rape of the daughters of Leucippus’, Those men are kidnapping those women. Whoever made this was not thinking hard about the audience they’re trying to appeal too


Also the women in the actual painting are far from overweight.

piragon:

rtrixie:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

aperture-of-consciousness:

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

that painting called ‘the rape of the daughters of Leucippus’, Those men are kidnapping those women. Whoever made this was not thinking hard about the audience they’re trying to appeal too

Also the women in the actual painting are far from overweight.