bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

hideakiohno:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

arcaneimages:

1950’s lipstick vending machine

konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.


You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

konkeydongcountry:

cearalucaya:

konkeydongcountry:

how much money did this girl spend on custom t-shirts in the name of stop-motion anime titties

Well there are 25 frames in this GIF. Meaning she bought well… 25 shirts. Assuming the shirts cost $15.95 each, she spent $398.75. Not including shipping. So with shipping she spent over $400 to make a stop motion of anime titties.

You’re doing god’s work, soldier. You are a true beacon of hope in the world of anime titties.

mrstealyomuffin:

cudbino:

sweatpants

This is sick

mrstealyomuffin:

cudbino:

sweatpants

This is sick

slitherup:

welcome to hell ♥

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
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houshou:

super smash onii-chan

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

fratboysegs:

my favorite tweet at the moment

mischacrossing:

*PRIZES*
There will be three winners, and each winner will receive…
All of the following:
5 million bells
afternoon tea set
berliner
crown
royal crown
Any three of the following:
princess series
sweets series
mermaid series 
weeding day series
sloppy series
Any fifteen of the following:

shaved ice lamp / pumpkin pie / 12 grape plate


picnic basket / veggie basket / fruit basket / sushi platter


wedding cake / turkey / rice cake / kimbap plate


hair bow wig / tiara hair / dollhouse dress / petal parasol


pink wetsuit / red + blue ogre masks / newsprint hat


toy hammer / tweeter / throwing beans / ice cream


hibiscus / eggplant cow / cucumber horse / dango


cat tower / rainbow screen / box figurine / storybook


all gold tools / 5 rose hybrids / 5 carnation hybrids

*RULES*
must be following both of us (b) (m)
each reblog + like counts as one entry
reblog + like as much as you want
winners chosen by random.org
be willing to give us your FC and town name
have your ask box open
winners respond within 24 hours
♡ THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SEPTEMBER 5TH ♡

mischacrossing:

*PRIZES*

There will be three winners, and each winner will receive…

All of the following:

  • 5 million bells
  • afternoon tea set
  • berliner
  • crown
  • royal crown

Any three of the following:

  • princess series
  • sweets series
  • mermaid series 
  • weeding day series
  • sloppy series

Any fifteen of the following:

  • shaved ice lamp / pumpkin pie / 12 grape plate
  • picnic basket / veggie basket / fruit basket / sushi platter
  • wedding cake / turkey / rice cake / kimbap plate
  • hair bow wig / tiara hair / dollhouse dress / petal parasol
  • pink wetsuit / red + blue ogre masks / newsprint hat
  • toy hammer / tweeter / throwing beans / ice cream
  • hibiscus / eggplant cow / cucumber horse / dango
  • cat tower / rainbow screen / box figurine / storybook
  • all gold tools / 5 rose hybrids / 5 carnation hybrids

*RULES*

  • must be following both of us (b) (m)
  • each reblog + like counts as one entry
  • reblog + like as much as you want
  • winners chosen by random.org
  • be willing to give us your FC and town name
  • have your ask box open
  • winners respond within 24 hours

♡ THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SEPTEMBER 5TH 

Thing is, you never heard a complaint. Never once got, “No, sir. I can’t do that.” She never hesitated…soldiers like the Commander are rare. Women like Shepard, even more rare.

What's the best way to get rid of glitter?

not-misha:

Rub yourself on someone who wants glitter on them less than you do. Glitter naturally clings to the surface on which it is least welcome.

adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model